The Burn Book

Boo, you whores. You love this shit. Go on an All-Carb Diet. Don't eat Taco Bell. You're a fugly slut. Wear pink on Wednesdays. That skirt is hideous. LOVE YOU BITCH. But stop trying to make fetch happen.

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    36,274 notes || Posted on the lovely 27th of May in 2012 @ 13.10
  • Mean Girls is pretty much appropriate everyday of my life. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve said “She doesn’t even go here!” this year

    Also, yesterday someone said “That’s sketch” So I told her “Stop trying to make sketch happen.” And I just realized that rhyming is cool and current slang is not. Anyway, there’s a real life example of how AWESOME Mean Girls is. Ta!


    4 notes || Posted on the lovely 22nd of May in 2012 @ 22.34
  • Whenever girls spray a lot of perfume in class

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    12,705 notes || Posted on the lovely 22nd of May in 2012 @ 22.32
  • tommaud:

Facebook chat couldn’t ‘fetch’ the previous messages.

    tommaud:

    Facebook chat couldn’t ‘fetch’ the previous messages.

    (Source: tomtopia)


    42 notes || Posted on the lovely 20th of May in 2012 @ 17.44
  • omgitsmykie:

Reblog or Like if you love and quote mean girls on a daily basis!!! <333 

    omgitsmykie:

    Reblog or Like if you love and quote mean girls on a daily basis!!! <333 


    75 notes || Posted on the lovely 20th of May in 2012 @ 17.43
  • luycrunkk:

definitely gotta raise my arm

She likes to party on the weekends. 

    luycrunkk:

    definitely gotta raise my arm

    She likes to party on the weekends. 


    48 notes || Posted on the lovely 20th of May in 2012 @ 17.42
  • sinnersarewinners:

mean girls

It&#8217;s raining alright. Raining Volturi. Seriously sad I know enough to make that joke. 

    sinnersarewinners:

    mean girls

    It’s raining alright. Raining Volturi. Seriously sad I know enough to make that joke. 


    26 notes || Posted on the lovely 20th of May in 2012 @ 17.42
  • meangirlsofpanem:

Do you think Peeta ever gets tired of baking jokes? 

&amp; gracias vballtay05 for sending the idea! 

    meangirlsofpanem:

    Do you think Peeta ever gets tired of baking jokes? 

    & gracias vballtay05 for sending the idea! 


    203 notes || Posted on the lovely 15th of May in 2012 @ 23.36
  • random-rahman:

I always follow back :D

Her face. 

    random-rahman:

    I always follow back :D

    Her face. 


    27 notes || Posted on the lovely 9th of May in 2012 @ 13.45
  • meangirlsofpanem:

zhomg:

So, I’ve had a horrible day and I was just checking the dashboard and there’s this awesome cake. And then, meansgirlsofpanem has this awesome quote about the rainbow cakes. And I died. That was too good.

It’s like I have espn or something ;)

    meangirlsofpanem:

    zhomg:

    So, I’ve had a horrible day and I was just checking the dashboard and there’s this awesome cake. And then, meansgirlsofpanem has this awesome quote about the rainbow cakes. And I died. That was too good.

    It’s like I have espn or something ;)


    181 notes || Posted on the lovely 8th of May in 2012 @ 17.43
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